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I'm pretty proud of this one.

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(Sunday night, INT: Capsaicin Lounge kitchen)

JH: Hey, Cheryl, could you pass me that olive oil?
ChA (back to him): You're an idiot.
JH: I know, I'm sorry. Could you pass me the oil, please?
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ChA (back still to him, she appears slightly larger): You're an idiot and you're going to die.
JH: I know, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Could you pass me the oil?
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ChA (larger still): YOU'RE A GODDAMN STUPID MORON IDIOT AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE.
JH: I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please, please Cheryl, I'm sorry.
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ChA (turning, her face is the face of JH's mugger, she's pointing a gun directly at him): [WORDS OBSCURED BY VOLUME]
JH: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!