Leftover Soup


Name: Benjamin Timothy Halligan IV First appearance: Comic #1 Age: 22 Occupation: Cook Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Artfully presented.	Name: Ellen Mary Boorsen First appearance: Comic #1 Age: 25 Occupation: Computer Technician Likes her men like she likes her coffee: Mentally stimulating.
Name: Maxine Tabitha Fae Hellenberger First appearance: Comic #22 Age: 24 Occupation: Veterinarian's assistant Likes her sexual partners like she likes her coffee: First thing in the morning, and then ideally several more times over the course of the day.	Name: Lily Hammerschmidt First appearance: Comic #40 Age: 30 Occupation: Computer Technician Likes her men like she likes her coffee: Roasted, ground up, and soaked in boiling water.
Name: Gregory Allen Orange First appearance: Comic #49 Age: 48 Occupation: Restaurant owner Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Punctual.	Name: Tim Harold McClusky First appearance: Comic #52 Age: 22 Occupation: Waiter Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Realistically attainable.
Name: Bruce Aaron King First appearance: Comic #58 Age: 27 Occupation: Juice Master Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Organic.	Name: Wallace Wendell White First appearance: Comic #62 Age: 28 Occupation: Graphic Designer Likes his men like he likes his coffee: Strong, but sweet.
Name: Simon Quentin Wessel First appearance: Comic #67 Age: 25 Occupation: Student Likes his men like he likes his coffee: Extra-large.	Name: Regina April Ulrich First appearance: Comic #70 Age: 31 Occupation: Computer Technician Likes her men like she likes her herbal tea: Ostensibly good for her.
Name: Nicole Geraldine Penn First appearance: Comic #72 Age: 25 Occupation: Retail clerk Likes her men like she likes her coffee: Small, sweet and pale.	Name: Carol Leah Ames First appearance: Comic #77 Age: 26 Occupation: Teacher Likes her paramours like she likes her beverages: Diverse.
Name: Trent Alexander Howard First appearance: Comic #123 Age: 24 Occupation: Road Crew Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Hairless.	Name: Richard Knight First appearance: Comic #161 Age: 17 Occupation: n/a Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Full of booze.
Name: Leonard Moses Dresden First appearance: Comic #203 Age: 54 Occupation: Lawyer Likes his women like he likes his coffee: Tall, blonde, available at Starbucks.	Name: Arnold Oskar Hellenberger First appearance: Comic #357 Age: 56 Occupation: Manager Likes his woman like he likes his coffee: Right where he left it.