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The metaphor is somewhat muddied by the fact that bitches have assholes, but we'll ignore that for now.

(Thursday afternoon, INT: Capsaicin Lounge kitchen)

ChA: Okay, so I'm an asshole. Fine. So be it. Go ahead, talk to Greg, get me fired.
JH: Why would I do that?
ChA: Because I'm an asshole?
JH: You're the one who's an asshole. I know you need this job. If I got you fired for not agreeing with me, then I would be an asshole. I don't want to be an asshole.
JH: And I don't want to kill anybody, either. I don't want to hurt people, I don't want to get people fired, I don't want to do any of that. People who are not assholes make the world better, rather than worse.
ChA: So you're a bitch, then.
JH: That's... not how I expected that metaphor to go. But yes.

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