Leftover Soup Archives

#1 - An auspicious beginning.
#2 - Introductions!
#3 - In which we make a pop culture reference.
#4 - Glee.
#5 - A challenge is made.
#6 - Austerity.
#7 - It really is a tiny kitchen.
#8 - In which a common nerd language is spoken.
#9 - Sensible concerns.
#10 - Presentation!
#11 - Additional testing.
#12 - Laying down the law.
#13 - Driving.
#14 - Additional information.
#15 - The room.
#16 - Still moving in.
#17 - The cluster.
#18 - In which Ellen prepares to do her thing.
#19 - On technical sophistication.
#20 - Experiencing technical difficulties.
#21 - Brushing.
#22 - In which a third character is introduced.
#23 - Mexican standoff.
#24 - The Deal.
#25 - Florence Nightingale.
#26 - On Jamie's stats.
#27 - On Jamie's shortcomings.
#28 - In which additional food is presented.
#29 - Breakfast.
#30 - Martial prowess.
#31 - Prowess, dissected.
#32 - Fun!
#33 - Jamie's hobby.
#34 - Rock Paper Scissors Chess.
#35 - In which strategy is employed.
#36 - Expletives and prepositions.
#37 - Board games as a practical exercise.
#38 - Obligations.
#39 - In which finances are discussed.
#40 - Ellen's workplace.
#41 - Success.
#42 - First impressions.
#43 - ("Impressions", in this case, being quite literal.)
#44 - Etymology.
#45 - In which Max's lifestyle is at least partially explained.
#46 - A restricted diet.
#47 - Where Max stands.
#48 - Euphemisms.
#49 - Duty.
#50 - Spambot.
#51 - Complaints about Spambot.
#52 - The Spiel.
#53 - In which disaster is averted.
#54 - In which Max handles things.
#55 - In which Max continues to handle things.
#56 - Ellen, also, handles things.
#57 - In which additional libations are proposed.
#58 - Jamie is talented.
#59 - Protein.
#60 - A social call.
#61 - d3.
#62 - bunp
#63 - In which a hobby is discussed.
#64 - Shoulders.
#65 - On the importance of word choice.
#66 - Hizzy.
#67 - Wallace's work.
#68 - Feeling uncomfortable.
#69 - The frigid ice bitch.
#70 - Tentative acceptance.
#71 - Character portraits!
#72 - Milendra Frostwind!
#73 - On organ displacement.
#74 - Cishalla Tsettatta!
#75 - On modes.
#76 - Ablution.
#77 - Mister Squirty.
#78 - Objection!
#79 - Conflict resolution.
#80 - A light snack, part i.
#81 - A light snack, part ii.
#82 - A light snack, part iii.
#83 - A light snack, part iv.
#84 - On nutmeg.
#85 - Aftereffects.
#86 - On customer satisfaction.
#87 - Equivalency.
#88 - In which Jamie receives a phone call from his lawyer.
#89 - $347.18
#90 - Addition.
#91 - Neckbeard.
#92 - Jamie's responsibility.
#93 - Proper use of a chef's knife.
#94 - Medical attention.
#95 - The Itinerary.
#96 - Cat Burglar.
#97 - Felinity.
#98 - Triptych.
#99 - Elapsed time: 45 seconds.
#100 - Elapsed time: 3 minutes.
#101 - In which Jamie and Ellen debate their entertainment options.
#102 - Max's workplace.
#103 - Max's philosophy.
#104 - Practical considerations.
#105 - Interspecies diplomacy.
#106 - Getting to know Pinball.
#107 - Additional conditions.
#108 - Screwing around with toilet paper tubes.
#109 - On Bens.
#110 - Jamie's namesake.
#111 - Jamie's namesakes.
#112 - Judges 19.
#113 - Satanism, agnosticism, and adolescence.
#114 - In which Pinball voices an objection.
#115 - On steaks.
#116 - More on steaks.
#117 - Customer service.
#118 - Pinball is dissatisfied.
#119 - With apologies to Quentin Tarantino.
#120 - In which the message remains the same, but is simplified.
#121 - Oops.
#122 - Is there a doctor in the house?
#123 - The medicinal use of spray cheez.
#124 - 12:15
#125 - The Blame Game
#126 - On the importance of rapid conflict resolution.
#127 - stat + skill + d20
#128 - Additional technicalities.
#129 - The boyfriend thing.
#130 - Max's resilience, Jamie's fragility.
#131 - The Hammerschmidt approach to customer service.
#132 - On advertisement.
#133 - On target demographics.
#134 - Max's diagnosis.
#135 - Max's prescription.
#136 - Kinsey, sexuality, willpower, and psychological malleability.
#137 - On asexuality.
#138 - On acronyms.
#139 - On necessities.
#140 - The Pesto Imperative.
#141 - Thus, pesto.
#142 - On kosher salt.
#143 - Sources of iodine in nature.
#144 - It's good for you.
#145 - A deal is struck.
#146 - Jamie's checkup.
#147 - The cure for hate.
#148 - Animals, and the Handling thereof.
#149 - On Charisma.
#150 - Jamie's jones.
#151 - Cleared for insertion.
#152 - Gender roles.
#153 - Jamie's complex.
#154 - Jamie's instincts.
#155 - The coveted slot.
#156 - Jamie's virginity.
#157 - Ellen, on the job.
#158 - Ellen, making a mistake.
#159 - Ellen, going door to door.
#160 - A brief romantic interlude.
#161 - A beautiful night, interrupted.
#162 - A simplistic demand.
#163 - Jamie appeals to reason, if not to vanity.
#164 - BLAM
#165 - Emergency response.
#166 - Leaks.
#167 - Ellen bails Jamie out.
#168 - Ellen chews Jamie out.
#169 - Ellen fills Jamie in.
#170 - On the ease of baking.
#171 - So who's Iago?
#172 - On chaos.
#173 - Wizards, indeed.
#174 - Max's alignment.
#175 - On Jamie's finances.
#176 - In which Nicole has a request.
#177 - A spell-like ability.
#178 - Jamie's curiosity.
#179 - In which Jamie, technically, grants Nicole her request.
#180 - In which Nicole is recalibrated.
#181 - Seeking professional assistance.
#182 - In which Jamie is cool.
#183 - A second opinion.
#184 - On retinal fatigue.
#185 - POW
#186 - Jamie and Max catch up with current events.
#187 - Jamie's infamy
#188 - In which evidence contrary to the official record is produced.
#189 - Perhaps a letter to the editor is in order.
#190 - Adrenaline, and the side effects thereof.
#191 - In which alternative options are presented.
#192 - Compersion.
#193 - In which an acronym is abused.
#194 - On wizards, jumping, and incompetence.
#195 - On abstinence.
#196 - On drugs, hedonism, and addictions.
#197 - In which an alternate use for Ellen's dice is proposed.
#198 - Dice Farmer.
#199 - Choice vs. Chance.
#200 - And, sometimes, neither Choice nor Chance.
#201 - In which odds are calculated.
#202 - In which nits are picked.
#203 - Jamie meets with his defense lawyer.
#204 - The Confession.
#205 - Technicalities.
#206 - In which Jamie attempts to establish his alibi.
#207 - Strike Two.
#208 - Abbott and Costello bullshit.
#209 - Max's Ellen ringtone.
#210 - Answering Machine Bitch.
#211 - In which a hint is not taken.
#212 - Premarin.
#213 - Ellen's consistency.
#214 - Max's consistency.
#215 - Max's instincts.
#216 - Max's instincts, continued.
#217 - Max's nightmarish apocalyptic vision of the future.
#218 - Max's proposal.
#219 - Gold Digger.
#220 - I ain't sayin'.
#221 - In which Jamie worries.
#222 - In which Jamie feels conflicted.
#223 - In which Jamie imbibes sparkling cider.
#224 - In which Jamie attempts to obtain legal advice about an unrelated matter.
#225 - What's 15% of free?
#226 - Guilt, causality, and the sphere of influence.
#227 - Jamie's reading material.
#228 - Jamie's analysis.
#229 - Ellen's prediction.
#230 - Religion and morality.
#231 - Max's philosophy.
#232 - On alcohol.
#233 - In which Max gets carded.
#234 - Everybody loves tits!
#235 - Ellen lays down the law.
#236 - Tits, and their socially acceptable deployment.
#237 - Alcohol!
#238 - In which Max suggests party activities.
#239 - T&D
#240 - Ellen's most embarrassing moment.
#241 - Yes, it is possible to rules-lawyer a drinking game.
#242 - In which changes to the rules are proposed.
#243 - In which Ellen is dared.
#244 - On dares.
#245 - Every guy's fantasy.
#246 - Simon Wessel, closet-dweller.
#247 - Simon Wessel, genre-savvy character.
#248 - In which Wallace speculates on Simon's father's activities.
#249 - Pow, revisited.
#250 - In which compensation is proposed.
#251 - In which Wallace is mean.
#252 - Krav maga, emetophilia, and neck opacity.
#253 - In which Ellen learns of her position on the List.
#254 - In which the List is clarified.
#255 - The term is "tsundere".
#256 - In which Max determines Jamie's velocity.
#257 - In which Jamie's motivations are debated.
#258 - In which Ellen honestly attempts to take Max's advice.
#259 - The current location and status of five thousand dollars.
#260 - Jamie's gun.
#261 - In which Jamie is given a crash course on gun ownership.
#262 - How to handle a firearm.
#263 - How to dispose of a firearm.
#264 - Not likely to cause a buzzing noise in the case, but worthy of note nevertheless.
#265 - You don't always know it when you see it.
#266 - Manga, Pavlov, and wretched hives of scum and villainy.
#267 - The Legend of the Reverse Pedophile.
#268 - On l33t h4xx0rs and their proclivities.
#269 - Rule Number Two of Computer Repair.
#270 - Catch and Release.
#271 - The F word.
#272 - F is for Flipmode!
#273 - Flipmode.
#274 - White, going first.
#275 - Flipmode, clarified.
#276 - FAQ
#277 - Blip?
#278 - Gay vs. Homosexual.
#279 - Gay vs. Gay.
#280 - On clamps, wires, and the triple backhand.
#281 - Metasubmissive.
#282 - Simon, dominating.
#283 - In which Simon and Wallace are bitten.
#284 - We look forward to receiving further submissions from you in the future.
#285 - On backstabbing.
#286 - Presumably, she means "sucking" in the figurative sense.
#287 - On sources of inspiration.
#288 - Ellen provides us with a recipe.
#289 - On rogues.
#290 - In which an assassination is detailed.
#291 - On character building.
#292 - "Fuck it."
#293 - Fucking it.
#294 - Fucking it up.
#295 - How to fuck it.
#296 - How not to fuck it.
#297 - Jamie's psyche.
#298 - Jamie's confidence.
#299 - On beer.
#300 - God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
#301 - What Max did, didn't, and will do.
#302 - On masturbation.
#303 - Make me a match!
#304 - Ellen's slots.
#305 - On using others.
#306 - The bottom line.
#307 - In which Lily prepares to wait.
#308 - In which Jamie does not bite.
#309 - In which women are defined.
#310 - β
#311 - In which Jamie summarizes the previous plotline.
#312 - In which Jamie manifests the benevolence of God.
#313 - In which Jamie explains his presence at his place of employment.
#314 - Halfling fighter.
#315 - Jaehab
#316 - What time is it?
#317 - "A mirror"
#318 - In which one game is invalidated and another is proposed.
#319 - Jaehab's origin.
#320 - On krav maga, prosciutto, shipping, and elbows.
#321 - On attraction.
#322 - The S-word.
#323 - What is Max full of?
#324 - What does Max need?
#325 - What system is Max using?
#326 - Game Designer 101.
#327 - Phlebotinum.
#328 - On healing.
#329 - On mayhem.
#330 - And The Beat Goes On.
#331 - In which Max extends an invitation for Jamie to join her in a pleasurable activity.
#332 - Max's modus operandi.
#333 - On veganism.
#334 - On dairy products.
#335 - ...and beef.
#336 - In which Jamie accepts Max's invitation.
#337 - Max needs help!
#338 - Nicole, at her old place.
#339 - Why is Nicole here?
#340 - Where is Nicole's scarf?
#341 - Ellen 'fesses up.
#342 - Ellen 'splains.
#343 - The worth of Nicole's scarf.
#344 - In which Nicole issues an ultimatum.
#345 - In which Ellen agrees.
#346 - How do you get out a white wine stain?
#347 - On Castello del Poggio.
#348 - The difference between a cook and a chef.
#349 - Her delicate bouquet.
#350 - Catch and release.
#351 - Scheduling.
#352 - In which introductions are made.
#353 - Board Game Guy
#354 - On getting one's hopes up.
#355 - π
#356 - In which dinner plans are made, again.
#357 - In which plans are disregarded.
#358 - Location, location, location.
#359 - And yet, only one contains ninja turtles.
#360 - ROI.
#361 - A date to commemorate.
#362 - A Hellenberger family portrait.
#363 - Wallace's research.
#364 - "capuchin" with a lower-case C refers to the simian, not to the order of friars.
#365 - On transitivity.
#366 - On trance DJs, assholes, and super powers.
#367 - In which Simon is mean.
#368 - On being judgemental.
#369 - In which Simon approves of the Catholic method.
#370 - What is marriage?
#371 - Why is marriage?
#372 - Piña Colada Panic.
#373 - In which Ellen feels fat.
#374 - In which Ellen feels like a bitch.
#375 - In which Jamie feels like Ellen.
#376 - Fat, metabolism, and weight loss.
#377 - In which Jamie feels Ellen.
#378 - In which Ellen and Jamie feel like each other.
#379 - In which Max's impending game is discussed.
#380 - In which Max's innuendo is discussed.
#381 - Sex, Theft and Murder.
#382 - Porn, fugue states, and Christianity in the modern world.
#383 - On the effective use of a bag of holding.
#384 - Thought, part i.
#385 - Thought, part ii.
#386 - On tiramisu, hair, and hallucination.
#387 - On androsexuality.
#388 - On androcuriosity.
#389 - In which Carol's sister, who recently lost her job, arrives for dinner.
#390 - Identical?
#391 - Dangerous lunatics.
#392 - Jamie's friends.
#393 - In trouble.
#394 - In which Jamie, belatedly, offers suggestions.
#395 - On Roman numerals.
#396 - In which a hint is not taken, again.
#397 - Bicuriositycuriosity.
#398 - Fffffffforty acres?
#399 - Cheryl's job, Jamie's job.
#400 - Knitting!
#401 - In which Nicole obtains a second student.
#402 - Cast on.
#403 - Knit one.
#404 - Pen-like objects.
#405 - Fixing!
#406 - In which two swatches are completed.
#407 - In which Max doses up.
#408 - In which Max has a plan.
#409 - Jackie.
#410 - Let the games begin!
#411 - Emily and Jackie do their thing.
#412 - Raj does his thing.
#413 - In which the PCs have downtime.
#414 - Arrangement.
#415 - Jackie and the Supreme Being.
#416 - When God(s) close a door...
#417 - Hot lesbian erotica.
#418 - In which the precise hotness of the lesbian erotica is determined.
#419 - A brief snack break.
#420 - Ellen does her thing.
#421 - Ellen, explaining how she does her thing.
#422 - Those ears ain't just for show.
#423 - The Penn approach.
#424 - Infinite Wisdom.
#425 - On deal-breakers.
#426 - Heathen friends.
#427 - Good news, everyone!
#428 - On the age of accountability.
#429 - On four-sided triangles.
#430 - On belief, free will, and differing conceptions of God.
#431 - In which Thor, Osiris and Quetzalcoatl are told to piss off.
#432 - On prayer.
#433 - In which prayers are, perhaps pre-emptively, answered.
#434 - In which Gina avoids being horned up.
#435 - In which Gina is not horned up.
#436 - On Gina's babymaking engines.
#437 - Gina is not asexual.
#438 - On emergent sins.
#439 - What should Gina do?
#440 - In which Gina, perhaps belatedly, communes with the Supreme Being.
#441 - In which Ellen opens a door.
#442 - In which Ellen shuts the door again.
#443 - The Pick-Up Artist, part 1
#444 - The Pick-Up Artist, part 2
#445 - The Pick-Up Artist, part 3
#446 - The Pick-Up Artist, part 4
#447 - The Pick-Up Artist, part 5
#448 - Hnk, Snrp.
#449 - In which Ellen turns around.
#450 - The Seminar.
#451 - On Pepé le Pew.
#452 - In which a term is defined.
#453 - On Eric's granddaddy.
#454 - What does Eric do?
#455 - Boom.
#456 - The secret to picking up chicks.
#457 - Mamacita.
#458 - Raj's diet and surname.
#459 - On manga, Caucasians, and sweat.
#460 - In which Jamie is racisted at.
#461 - Yowie!
#462 - Don't hate the player.
#463 - On tennis strategy.
#464 - On efficiency.
#465 - ...and inefficiency.
#466 - Makeover!
#467 - On game faces, girliness, and Max's score.
#468 - Loo...ood.
#469 - Fawns, towers, and goblets.
#470 - On orchids, moisture, and augury.
#471 - What finger?
#472 - Where finger?
#473 - In which we see the contents of Carol's purse.
#474 - How does Gina look?
#475 - What's under Gina's skirt?
#476 - Shaving.
#477 - What does Gina deserve?
#478 - The young man arrives.
#479 - In which Jamie is a boy.
#480 - On monosodium glutamate.
#481 - In which Jamie proposes a pizza crust recipe.
#482 - On eggbread, appropriation, and Jamie's genitals.
#483 - Why did Jamie leave the church?
#484 - On sloths.
#485 - On metaphors.
#486 - A perspective on agnosticism.
#487 - Grace.
#488 - On eggwash, pounds, and Constitution.
#489 - In which a date may or may not be ending.
#490 - Max's gameplan.
#491 - Cast out.
#492 - In which Cheryla makes a simple request.
#493 - In which Cheryla's request is made complicated.
#494 - Twisted mission.
#495 - In which the gun goes back where it belongs.
#496 - James Kowalski's sense of humour.
#497 - Delayed reaction.
#498 - James Kowalski's gun.
#499 - Jamie's memory.
#500 - No moment, no momentum... momentous?
#501 - Cain and Abel.
#502 - The past ninety days.
#503 - 28.
#504 - On static, impulse purchases, and Zzzquil.
#505 - On dysphoria, Mewtwo, and Jamaicans with sticks.
#506 - In which no news is, presumably, good news.
#507 - Vouching!
#508 - BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
#509 - SLAM!
#510 - Yes it is.
#511 - Step one.
#512 - Step zero.
#513 - On knives.
#514 - Training montage.
#515 - The end of the lesson.
#516 - The beginning of the shift.
#517 - On mirepoix, happy families, and Lamarckian evolution.
#518 - Long pork.
#519 - Forethought and self-interest.
#520 - On kuru, wills, and communion.
#521 - Moral vs. legal
#522 - On doing what you're told.
#523 - On baseball (sort of)
#524 - Communication.
#525 - Knuckleheads, weirdos, and space dwarves.
#526 - Like a Boss.
#527 - Like a GM.
#528 - Like Lily.
#529 - In which problems are solved.
#530 - Orchidfire01
#531 - Factor in Moore's Law.
#532 - Hawtness.
#533 - Sociopolitical theories.
#534 - In which Jamie denies either femininity, adulthood, or humanity.
#535 - Deviled oysters.
#536 - The fullness of humanity.
#537 - International Oral Sex Day.
#538 - Custom figures.
#539 - Castaway.
#540 - Floatation devices.
#541 - Swapping resources.
#542 - On intended audiences, the Law of Conservation of Mass, and pineapple.
#543 - Delicious, delicious rabbit.
#544 - In which Simon is good.
#545 - HE_P
#546 - Giraffe designer.
#547 - DWB
#548 - In which Jamie's mouth does something.
#549 - In which Wallace's mouth does something.
#550 - In which Jamie's mouth keeps going.
#551 - In which Jamie's mouth does something else.
#552 - In which Jamie's mouth keeps going, again.
#553 - Off-limits.
#554 - Tingling!
#555 - Month 2.
#556 - How to turn Rice Krispies back into rice.
#557 - Alternate uses for couch cushions.
#558 - Eggs up.
#559 - In which Jamie is a bad salesman.
#560 - In which coffee and donuts are available.
#561 - Cauliflower.
#562 - Resisting arrest.
#563 - What Cheryl told Jamie.
#564 - On oligarchy, Illuminati, and money.
#565 - Under cover.
#566 - Why is prostitution illegal?
#567 - On correlation, petri dishes, and the woods.
#568 - In which various traps are discussed.
#569 - Is Cheryl undercover?
#570 - No trust.
#571 - As in Papa.
#572 - A damn rectangle.
#573 - Rectangular damnation.
#574 - In which Bill Tackleford is introduced.
#575 - On cures, neonatal hormones, and phrasing.
#576 - On working penises, neural architecture, and freaking out.
#577 - On Johns, johnsons, and Bonetown.
#578 - On nature, nurture, and sweet bippies.
#579 - In which Wilhelmina Tackleford is introduced.
#580 - Right To Motherhood
#581 - The Motherhood Instinct
#582 - License of Financial Autonomy
#583 - Manifesto without man, libertarianism without liberty, adventure without advent.
#584 - In which Vera Washington enters combat.
#585 - Josephine.
#586 - In which earrings are not returned.
#587 - License to Kill
#588 - In which Ellen wins yet another game.
#589 - On referendums, plutarchy, and asset distribution.
#590 - Idiot.
#591 - Waking up.
#592 - Sleep aids.
#593 - Acceptability.
#594 - (X/2)+7
#595 - Permission.
#596 - Ladyballs.
#597 - Yet another strip about prepositions.
#598 - In which closure does not occur.
#599 - Sneaking, impact, and relations.
#600 - You never really know someone...
#601 - In which Jamie has work to do.
#602 - In which Jamie does work.
#603 - In which Jamie's work works.
#604 - Jamie's timeline.
#605 - Police procedure, or the lack thereof.
#606 - In which two computer technicians discuss keyboard cleanliness.
#607 - Different selves.
#608 - Psychoanalyzing Lily.
#609 - Lily's dynamic.
#610 - Lily seeks advice.
#611 - If Ellen had to run a game...
#612 - Congratulations!
#613 - Bridesmaid!
#614 - Father-daughter relationships.
#615 - On PCP.